A slight retraction and some pork milk.

Ok, so we feel like we need to clarify our description of Alfred from yesterday. After re-reading our post, we realize that it looks as if Alfred is a crazy person. That's because he is, but really only when cheese or a small herd of two-ton animals are at stake. Otherwise, Alfred is pleasant if hard to understand. He talks to himself a lot and thinks that putting utensils in your mouth makes them clean, and is a kind man to take care of us and a farm. In other news, this morning there was a fly in the milk, so I went to the pantry to get a spoon and fish it out. Unfortunately on my way back to the table I ran head long into the two-year-old pig leg hanging from the ceiling. Even more unfortunate was the fact that some the meat broke off and fell into the pitcher. At that point I decided on black coffee for the day. Pics: http://m.flickr.com/#/photos/80826423@N08/